So, I guess we slipped up, huh?
So don't you just hate when people ask you what a rhetorical question is, when they already know the answer?
Maybe that is just me, but it really upsets me when it happens. With that said, I decided to compile a list of things that
bother me. Lets jump right in.
Perfection - I mean, lets face it, unless you are super-natural, perfection isn't capable. Hence "October:
Ladie's Month" here on DDTV News. It was HORRIBLE! But how come other sites always try to follow through with what they promise?
Why don't you ever hear DJ's "we're sorry" notes from the directors at radio stations for not being able to
provide a CD they promised to give someone. How come Janet Jackson is the only woman to have a titty pop out on live
television? Whats with all this stick to the program BULLS***? Running smooth, just as planned, BULLS***! I'm sick of
it! So, here is a list of things I plan to do, to combat this problem:
*From now on, when I go to sporting events featuring children who are under the age of 10, and one team
loses, I'm going to BOO them, extremely hard, until one of them cries, at which point I will deliver a rousing rendition
of "cry baby, cry baby, suck ya mommas titttttay!"
*Fron now on, when a cheerleader falls at a sporting event, I will be BOOing her! (or him)
*From now on, when one of my friends notices something weird about someone, and they whisper it to me, I'm
going to quote it aloud for emphasis. (For example:
Rob *in a whisper* "Dante, look at that girl over there, one of her legs is shorter than the other"
Dante: "Dang Rob, you're right. One of her legs IS shorter than the other, I'm glad YOU pointed that out
to me."
*From now on, when the preacher wrongly places the word "palms" where he means "psalms", I'm going to stand
up, raise my hand, squint at my bible really hard, and say "Hey, my bible don't go that far."
* From now on, when a girl is seemingly falling for my charm, and about to give me her number, I'm going
to randomly whisper "I hope she gives it up the first night" to myself, and the nearest listener in hopes of ruining
my chances.
...those are just ideas....but I'm gonna try to implement them.
In other news!
DDTV News is going to take this time to send condolences to the families of Ed Bradley, Gerald Levert, and
Sean Bell...
*insert moment of silence*
now, back to the regularly scheduled coonery!
NEXT TIME! I will give you an update with some reviews from Dante on Jay-Z & Nas' newest albums "Kingdom
Come" & "Hip Hop Is Dead"!
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